Your room has bad taste. We'll prove it.
Upload a photo and let an AI interior designer with attitude deliver a savage-but-funny roast — then hand you three real upgrades you can actually buy.
Free to roast. No credit card. Meme-ability guaranteed.
We're new here — so here's our promise
No fake five-star reviews, no invented testimonials. Just what you can expect every single time you hit roast.
Savage but never cruel
Our AI designer talks trash about your throw pillows, not about you. Every roast is funny first, useful second.
Real upgrades, not just jokes
After the burn comes the glow-up: three concrete, actually-affordable swaps with links you can tap and buy.
Made to be shared
Every roast exports as a vertical video built for Reels and TikTok. Your messy shelf becomes your best post.
From messy room to must-share moment
Upload your room
Snap a photo of the space you're too embarrassed to show your mom. Bedroom, dorm, studio — we've seen worse.
Get roasted
An AI interior designer with zero chill delivers a savage voiceover breaking down every questionable decor choice.
Get the glow-up
Three real upgrade suggestions with shoppable links. Fix the fixable, keep the vibes, screenshot the receipts.
Post the chaos
Download the roast video and drop it on your feed. Watching people react to your roast is the whole point.
Pick your level of judgment
Start free. Upgrade when you're redecorating faster than we can roast you.
Casual
For the occasional roast
$0/month
- 3 room roasts per month
- Text roast + 3 upgrade picks
- Standard voiceover
- Watermarked share video
Savage
For chronic redecorators
$9/month
- Unlimited room roasts
- HD share videos, no watermark
- Choose your roast intensity
- Multiple voiceover personalities
- Save your glow-up history
Creator
For content machines
$24/month
- Everything in Savage
- Batch roast multiple rooms
- Custom branded video intros
- Trending caption suggestions
- Priority render queue
- Affiliate link controls
Questions before the burn
Everything you want to know before you feed us your worst room.
Ready to let AI drag your decor?
Upload one photo. Get the funniest, most shareable roast of your room — plus the upgrades to actually fix it.